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Report: Bill Clinton still waiting for Monica Lewinsky’s personal apology …

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CHAPPAQUA, NY — Explaining that she had yet to express regret for her behavior in the 20 years since the illicit affair came to light, former President Bill Clinton was reportedly still waiting Tuesday for a personal apology from Monica Lewinsky for using her power as an intern to exploit him sexually.

“All these years later and Monica has not even once said ‘I’m sorry’ for abusing her role as a subordinate and manipulating me as an object of my sexual desire,” said Clinton, adding that he still had not received a single apology for the way Lewinski capitalized on her low-level unpaid position and preyed upon his vulnerability as commander in chief. . . .

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