{"id":148313,"date":"2025-07-30T13:15:40","date_gmt":"2025-07-30T18:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.worldtribune.com\/?p=148313"},"modified":"2025-07-30T13:15:40","modified_gmt":"2025-07-30T18:15:40","slug":"bad-jeans-judge-rules-sydney-sweeney-must-gain-weight-get-nose-ring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/worldtribune.com\/2025\/bad-jeans-judge-rules-sydney-sweeney-must-gain-weight-get-nose-ring\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad jeans? Judge rules Sydney Sweeney must gain weight, get nose ring"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><span style=\"color: #333399;\">S A T I R E<\/span><\/h3>\n<p>[Was it something she said?] Clothing retailer American Eagle&#8217;s new advertising campaign hit an unexpected obstacle today, as a federal judge ordered actress and new brand spokeswoman Sydney Sweeney to gain 100 pounds and get [fitted with a nose ring].<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-148314 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/www.worldtribune.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/jeans-300x179.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"384\" height=\"229\" \/>Judge Eileen Bauer, an Obama appointee to a D.C.-area district court, [objected to the company making an issue of Sweeney&#8217;s genes. When told the campaign was about &#8220;jeans&#8221; not genes, Bauer promptly dropped the hammer on American Eagle and] issued an emergency ruling that Sweeney pack on weight. &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This type of brazen attractiveness cannot be allowed to stand,&#8221; Bauer said in her ruling. &#8220;It is the responsibility of the court to hold corporations to a specific legal standard, which, in this case, means American Eagle is prohibited from featuring a thin, blonde, white woman in its advertisements. It is hereby the opinion of the court that Ms. Sweeney [at a minimum put on 100 pounds] or face disciplinary action.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Legal analysts said the landmark ruling set an important precedent for both advertising standards and judicial authority. &#8230;. &#8220;Kudos to Judge Bauer for having the courage to stand up for the law and force this good-looking young woman to become less healthy and attractive.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/news\/federal-judge-orders-sydney-sweeney-to-gain-80-pounds\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S A T I R E [Was it something she said?] Clothing retailer American Eagle&#8217;s new advertising campaign hit an unexpected obstacle today, as a federal judge ordered actress and new brand spokeswoman Sydney Sweeney to gain 100 pounds and get [fitted with a nose ring]. Judge Eileen Bauer, an Obama appointee to a D.C.-area [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":148314,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[272,273],"class_list":["post-148313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funnies","tag-bad-jeans-judge-rules-sydney-sweeney-must-gain-weight","tag-get-nose-ring","last_archivepost"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/worldtribune.com\/2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/worldtribune.com\/2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/worldtribune.com\/2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/worldtribune.com\/2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/worldtribune.com\/2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=148313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/worldtribune.com\/2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/worldtribune.com\/2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=148313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/worldtribune.com\/2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=148313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/worldtribune.com\/2025\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=148313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}