Satire? Democrats in Iowa paralyzed after being asked to do math for first time

Satire? Democrats in Iowa paralyzed after being asked to do math for first time

Special from the Babylon Bee IOWA—The Democratic primaries have broken down into chaos after the party encountered its archnemesis head-on for the first time: basic math. While progressives were optimistic going into the primaries, they’d forgotten that numbers, counting, and addition would be required. “No one told us math would be involved!” said one angry […]