Only in America… can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America… are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in America… do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America… do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America… do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

  LIFE, Only in America . . ., WorldTribune.com