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S A T I R E Former President Donald Trump successfully had the [frequently absent] President Biden evicted from the White House. …. “Surprise!” Trump said as he jumped out of a secret passage, revealing he had been living in the walls for the last 30 days. “It’s me, your favorite squatter. Now get out, […]

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S A T I R E A local girl poured out her heart and soul to her parents this week, expressing deep-seated dreams of one day being overweight and ugly enough to be a Target model. The little girl’s aspirations, grown out of years spent staring at Target advertisements in print and online, had built […]

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S A T I R E The former chairwoman of the Republican National Committee will not remain unemployed for long following her resignation, as Ronna McDaniel has been hired at the Democratic National Committee due to her extensive experience in defeating Republicans. After building an impressive resume of keeping Republican candidates from being elected to […]

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S A T I R E According to sources, a video, posted on social media platform X, shows known journalist Tucker Carlson willfully and recklessly engaging in actual journalism without any regard for the damage that may be caused by such a wanton display. “We’re not sure what this guy thinks he’s doing,” said one New […]