S A T I R E President Trump announced on Monday that his administration had officially entered into ceasefire talks with the Democrats. [The unexpected prospect of peacefully ending the most intractable of the “endless wars” that he campaigned against] raised the president’s spirits. “I’m hoping they’ll stop trying to kill me,” he said. “It […]
S A T I R E After being accused of multiple counts of sexual assault, Rep. Eric Swalwell issued a fierce denial today, insisting that he never assaulted any of the Chinese spies he slept with. Swalwell … described all of his relationships with Chinese intelligence agents as “totally consensual.” “You can ask anyone in […]
by WorldTribune Staff, March 19, 2026 Non-AI Real World News For all those lefties and RINOs out there who are appalled by President Donald Trump’s domestic and foreign policies, comedian Adam Carolla has the following message: “If Kamala Harris was in charge right now, Iran would have a nuclear device and the border would be […]
S A T I R E [There is something about working in official Washington, that gets the hormones going as political insiders know well.] To accommodate public demand for more results in the investigation into deceased billionaire Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged sex trafficking operations, Washington lawmakers vowed to never rest until every perpetrator of sex crimes […]
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S A T I R E In a stunning twist that experts said could prevent him from facing prosecution for ties to deceased billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, the former Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor joined a UK Muslim rape gang. … The disgraced former royal made the announcement on Thursday following his arrest on charges of misconduct, telling […]
S A T I R E [Good help is getting hard to find.] A room full of pedophiles in attendance at Sunday night’s Grammys ceremony defiantly protested Trump’s deportation of pedophiles. “We can’t deport these people. They’re just like us!” said one prominent celebrity pedophile. “One of us! One of us!” According to experts, [who […]
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S A T I R E Excerpted from Babylon Bee, January 14, 2026 According to highly placed sources, representatives of the State Department, including Secretary Marco Rubio, had engaged in high-level talks with officials from the Iranian government to lay out parameters for a trade that would send every liberal American woman to Iran in […]
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