Conservative Momma interviews Dr. Fauci
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Bullets on the loose called an issue in the Windy City
S A T I R E Thanksgiving weekend is a time of family gatherings and gratitude in the windy city. This weekend, however, the holiday was marred by 40 tragic bullet accidents. According to reports, five of the accidental bullet-to-body incidents were fatal. “These unavoidable bullet accidents are just something we must learn to live […]
Love fest: What’s not to like says Psaki of ‘not terrible’ Kamala Harris
S A T I R E In a surprise press conference in D.C. today, Press Secretary Jen Psaki — completely out of the blue and for no apparent reason — announced that Kamala Harris is extremely likable and very good at her job and everything is just fine. “I am proud to announce to you […]
U.S. Navy to man USS Harvey Milk with underage boys; Loudoun County schools step up
S A T I R E The U.S. Navy has named a ship after gay rights activist and politician Harvey Milk. At the commissioning ceremony, Naval officers announced the ship will be manned entirely by a crew of underage boys, in honor of the LGBTQ+ icon. … Historians confirmed that Milk was indeed a sexual […]
Virginia post-mortem: ‘Votes in the key 3 a.m. demographic just weren’t there’
S A T I R E Terry McAuliffe’s loss in the Virginia gubernatorial race has sent shock waves through the Democrat establishment. Some are blaming the rise of racism, domestic terrorist parents of public-school students, and lack of understanding of true Marxism for the loss. After careful study of the results, however, the campaign determined […]
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Crestfallen Clinton pal McAuliffe had all the right talking points; What went wrong?
S A T I R E Terry McAuliffe [an intimate of Bill and Hillary Clinton] said he’s completely confused that telling parents the state owns their children, that parents have no say over what their kids learn in school, and that repulsively disgusting pornographic books are good for kids didn’t prove to be electorally popular. […]
Men rule, others drool . . .
S A T I R E Hundreds of men gathered in a smoke-filled room at a top-secret location today to celebrate the patriarchy’s total victory over women, after totally and completely dominating females in sports, invading their bathrooms, and taking all their top roles at large corporations and in government departments. “Well, boys, we’ve finally […]
0-0: Pfizer ectatic that its vaccine will do a number on children’s Covid death rate
S A T I R E In a moment celebrated by all hard-working lobbyists, Pfizer announced that the COVID-19 vaccine will reduce average daily child COVID deaths from almost zero all the way down to almost zero. … FDA officials praised Pfizer for fighting a virus that is the leading killer of children after cancer, […]
This just in: Dr. Fauci says it’s okay to celebrate Halloween . . .
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