S A T I R E According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts Kim Jong-Un is now attending Columbia University, a prestigious Ivy League school, to learn new brainwashing techniques for his regime. “I thought I knew all there was to know about communist indoctrination, but I was wrong,” said the […]
S A T I R E According to sources, the people who ruined the world’s economies by promoting lockdowns, economic shutdowns, and printing cash have gathered in the United Kingdom this week to discuss how to fix the world’s economies. The very people who implemented anti-science policies that simultaneously did nothing to stop COVID and […]
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S A T I R E Congress has voted down a proposed commission to look into the events of January 6th after everyone realized that Trump actually won the election fair and square in 2020. “Wow, I guess I never really saw it that way!” said Senator Chuck Schumer . . . . “The election […]
S A T I R E Amazon has purchased MGM Studios and the famous Bond franchise for $8.45 billion, according to reports. Current Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos expressed his excitement over the purchase. “We are looking forward to bringing the story of British superspy James Bond into new and exciting directions!” said Bezos. “I can’t give […]
S A T I R E Placing a Russian Ushanka fur hat on his balding head, 51-year old former Keystone XL Pipeline worker Allen Brokeson excitedly danced a little Russian jig he had been practicing. He was preparing for a weeks-long voyage via shipping container to the Baltic Sea, rail car to Moscow, then yak-drawn […]
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S A T I R E Chinese state media has confirmed they have successfully landed a beautiful female rover named Zhurong on the surface of Mars. This is causing some to raise security concerns that she may enter into a relationship with NASA’s Perseverence rover and steal American secrets. “Perseverance is just like any other hot-blooded American rover,” […]
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