S A T I R E Major League Baseball has announced that they will no longer be requiring any form of valid ID for the purchase of alcohol at all games. “We stand firm against racism and will never again require ID, and unfairly restrict people from purchasing alcohol,” said MLB spokesman Doug Wisacre. “Drinks […]
S A T I R E [YouTube was not laughing at this video of a satirist with a megaphone lampooning mask-wearers out the passenger-side window as his vehicle drove slowly by downtown shops. The Google-owned social media giant slapped a Covid Info tag on the offending piece and required viewers to sign in to verify […]
S A T I R E Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin has directed all branches of the military to step up diversity efforts when it comes to working dogs in canine units. For the first time, the military — which has always favored German Shepherds in the past — will admit other breeds such as Chihuahuas and Pomeranians. “We’ve always […]
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S A T I R E Sneaker manufacturer Nike has graciously reached out to the Biden administration with an offer to house thousands of unaccompanied migrant children at their factories around the globe. “Nike is committed to being a good corporate citizen. We are proud to assist the Biden administration by caring for these unaccompanied […]
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S A T I R E A big question on everyone’s mind is when they will finally be able to stop wearing masks. President Joe Biden recently clarified this issue, saying people will be able to stop wearing masks as soon as absolutely everyone “has learned complete obedience to the government.” “Both the federal and […]
S A T I R E [In the new progressive U.S. military], a new feature has been added to the next line of M1 Abrams tanks: a diaper changing table. “The horrors of war have often been unfriendly to the busy mom on the go,” said Department of Defense spokesman Clayton Brown. “Our mission is […]
S A T I R E [T]he lifting of mask mandates, business closures, and capacity limits in Texas and Mississippi could contribute to the spread of liberty across the nation. “As states like Texas begin to lift their mandates, we could be seeing a deadly outbreak of freedom, liberty, and personal responsibility all across the […]
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