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Nike promises fun, fun, fun for migrant kids at its factories worldwide
S A T I R E Sneaker manufacturer Nike has graciously reached out to the Biden administration with an offer to house thousands of unaccompanied migrant children at their factories around the globe. “Nike is committed to being a good corporate citizen. We are proud to assist the Biden administration by caring for these unaccompanied […]
We’ve got a wall around D.C. but otherwise make yourself at home
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Joe’s mask policy: ‘Do what you’re told and they’ll let you take it off’
S A T I R E A big question on everyone’s mind is when they will finally be able to stop wearing masks. President Joe Biden recently clarified this issue, saying people will be able to stop wearing masks as soon as absolutely everyone “has learned complete obedience to the government.” “Both the federal and […]
New M1 Abrams tanks more cozy, but still not ideal for deployed Moms
S A T I R E [In the new progressive U.S. military], a new feature has been added to the next line of M1 Abrams tanks: a diaper changing table. “The horrors of war have often been unfriendly to the busy mom on the go,” said Department of Defense spokesman Clayton Brown. “Our mission is […]
Experts fear ‘deadly outbreak of freedom’
S A T I R E [T]he lifting of mask mandates, business closures, and capacity limits in Texas and Mississippi could contribute to the spread of liberty across the nation. “As states like Texas begin to lift their mandates, we could be seeing a deadly outbreak of freedom, liberty, and personal responsibility all across the […]
‘Normalcy’ is back with a vengeance
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You too can be miserable: Meghan Markle delivers message of hope to young girls everywhere
S A T I R E In an explosive interview with Oprah, former Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle inspired millions of young girls around the world with the very important message that no matter how rich, famous, and powerful they are, they will always be oppressed. “Oppression is inescapable,” said Markle, who is married to a prince […]
Secret Texas strategy behind surprise decision to lift masks
S A T I R E AUSTIN, TX—Governor Greg Abbott of Texas has just lifted the mask mandate and is allowing business to return to 100% capacity. The Governor explains that in these trying times, extreme measures must be taken to stop the spread of Californians into Texas and to scare them off from ever […]
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