S A T I R E In an explosive interview with Oprah, former Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle inspired millions of young girls around the world with the very important message that no matter how rich, famous, and powerful they are, they will always be oppressed. “Oppression is inescapable,” said Markle, who is married to a prince […]
S A T I R E AUSTIN, TX—Governor Greg Abbott of Texas has just lifted the mask mandate and is allowing business to return to 100% capacity. The Governor explains that in these trying times, extreme measures must be taken to stop the spread of Californians into Texas and to scare them off from ever […]
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S A T I R E The entire country is reportedly looking forward to a glorious future in which all culture and economic activity in society is owned by one unstoppable, faceless, international corporation such as Walmart or Amazon. This astounding report is the result of years of involuntary polling data performed by Amazon Alexa-powered […]
S A T I R E After causing an uproar for constantly extending how long masks will be required, Dr. Fauci has finally provided much some needed answers. …. “As soon as humans naturally evolve an organic nose and mouth covering at birth, then we can start dialing back on the mask mandates.” clarified Dr. […]
FUNNIES Hasbro has released an exciting new game called “Fauci Says,” where you have to try to keep up with an electronic voice telling you to do a variety of tasks. “Whether Fauci tells you to double-mask, close down schools, lock down forever, or jump off a bridge, you’ll have to comply — or you […]
S A T I R E HEAVEN — According to sources, . . . Rush Limbaugh’s show has been renewed for an infinite number of seasons. …. “Greetings thrill-seekers, music lovers, conversationalists all across the fruited plain!” Limbaugh began in his first-ever celestial broadcast. “This is Heaven’s anchorman, the Doctor of Democracy, your own lovable […]
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FUNNIES WHO DID IT⁉️ Which one of you spastic maggots actually voted for this pathetic !&@$#* frantic ^>+!?#+€* clown show &$:%#* Commie <+£# freak parade now making an utter disgrace of our once-beloved USA⁉️ Was it YOU, private Screw-Up⁉️ WHO the &$%# DID IT⁉️ Courtesy of real_sawman, Instagram
S A T I R E Refusing to be influenced by parents, city leaders, or science, the Chicago Teachers Union today reiterated their steadfast commitment to drinking coffee in yoga pants. However, after intense pressure from Mayor Lightfoot, the teachers have finally agreed to return to work if the following demands are met: Empty classrooms: Every […]
