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Seasons greetings to the Politburo Standing Committee of the Chinese Communist Party
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President Trump stuns press with UFO announcement
SATIRE In a historic press conference, Trump confirmed to the world that extraterrestrials exist and that they are in contact with the U.S. Government. Unfortunately, they won’t reveal themselves until humanity has evolved to the point where they will re-elect Trump as President of the United States. “I know the aliens, talked with the aliens, […]
New monolith mystery: Towering stack of Trump ballots spotted in Utah desert
SATIRE Scientists and conspiracy theorists are baffled after a strange monolith-shaped stack of missing Trump votes was discovered without explanation in the middle of the Utah desert. “RIGGED ELECTION!” tweeted Donald Trump after seeing the news on his Twitter feed. “They found my missing votes! There must be 10 million in that stack alone!” Scientists […]
‘ . . . President repeated unsubstantiated claims about fraud . . .’ — Wash. Post, et al
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‘Joe will be kept comfortable’: Harris shares her compassionate side with reporters
SATIRE In an honest and heartfelt talk with reporters, Kamala Harris discussed some of the tough decisions they now have to face in light of Biden’s ankle injury. Harris is assuring the public these decisions will be handled with the utmost sensitivity and compassion. “I can tell you this,” said Harris. “Joe will be kept comfortable. […]
Ruling class can’t wait to get world back to ‘normal’
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Imagine: Biden’s all-female press team would shatter non-verbal communications barriers
SATIRE WASHINGTON, D.C.—Biden’s transition team has announced they will be appointing an all-female communications team. According to sources, the team will not tell the nation what’s wrong, since the nation should already know. “It’s fine. Everything’s fine. Nothing’s wrong, OK!?” said Jen Psaki in her first press conference as a part of Biden’s team. … Insiders […]
Thanksgiving collection, 2020: An abundance of irony
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Walmart to covid tyrants: Thank you, thank you, thank you . . .
SATIRE In an open letter addressed to state officials, Walmart leadership expressed gratefulness to the government for inflating their sales and stock price while completely pulverizing their small business competition. “Yeah, we know 2020 has been tough for the little people,” said one board member while shoveling piles of cash into his vault. “But it’s been […]