FUNNIES The Babylon Bee announced, without attribution that: Upon looking at the bleak, uncivilized nature of our political discourse, millions of people across the nation announced Thursday they are feeling nostalgic for a more refined time when politicians just shot each other with pistols to resolve their differences. The nation dreamily looked back at the time […]
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FUNNIES WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to anonymous sources, local liberal man Penn Millikers proposed to his girlfriend but has refused to reveal his position on adultery until after the wedding is over. The staunch Democrat said he wants the woman to marry him but won’t reveal his position on adultery until the marriage is finalized. […]
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FUNNIES SEATTLE, WA—The Babylon Bee had the honor of sitting down with a local brave #resistance fighter to learn more about the fearless counterculture fighting against hate and other bad stuff like that. According to Doy Keeblesmush, a leader of the local resistance movement in Seattle, the ideology consists of whatever the media, universities, corporations, and […]
FUNNIES The party that wants to take over and manage your healthcare cheered today as their political archnemesis, President Donald Trump, contracted COVID, hoping and praying to the godless universe that he would die. Leftists who want to manage your healthcare for your own good also think it is a good thing when their political […]
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by WorldTribune Staff, October 2, 2020 The song “Karma Chameleon”, performed by Culture Club featuring singer Boy George, is very 80s. Many say it is also very catchy. The Constitutional Rights PAC is hoping voters find their parody of the song, entitled “Kamala Chameleon”, catchy as well. According to the PAC, the parody takes “the […]
FUNNIES SACRAMENTO, CA — In a move to prevent Californians from fleeing by the millions, Gavin Newsom announced a ban on gasoline automobiles this week. The law will make it so that Californians can’t drive away and escape the state in a matter of hours, forcing them to instead form migrant caravans and make the […]
