S A T I R E In an outcome that was sure to shake the foundations of the entire country, the first criminal trial of a former president reached its close, as Donald Trump was convicted of being Donald Trump. [Whereas being Donald Trump was previously just an annoyance, it was elevated to a misdemeanor […]
S A T I R E As the criminal trial involving former President Donald Trump winds to a close, the presiding judge instructed jurors that they don’t have to believe Trump is guilty to convict him. The reminder from Judge Juan Merchan was issued to the jury as closing arguments began, with the judge clarifying […]
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S A T I R E Babylon Bee — In response to an angry outcry from feminists regarding statements he made in a commencement speech, the NFL issued a statement that Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker does not represent the values of the rest of the league of woman beaters. The Chiefs kicker, a devout […]
S A T I R E [Sketch artists can speak loudly and not always nice. In the pre-Woke Disney classic film Bambi, Thumper famously said: “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all.”] As the Donald Trump criminal trial continued to make headlines … , adult film star Stormy Daniels offered hush […]
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S A T I R E Ivy Leagues have been making the headlines lately, but [parents can rest assured that students are learning] critical life skills [including the following]: __ How to plagiarize dissertations: Learn from the real experts. __ How to pitch a Coleman pup tent purchased from Walmart by George Soros: Those little […]
by WorldTribune Staff, April 28, 2024 American Innovation dollars are coins of a United States Mint series which began in 2018 and will run through 2032. Each state gets its own coin to showcase an innovation, innovator or group of innovators. Gov. Gavin Newsom took to X on Thursday to invite ideas for California coin’s […]
S A T I R E After workshopping several potential slogans with Democratic focus groups, the 2024 Biden campaign has settled on “Death To America”. “This is what the Biden Presidency is all about,” announced President Biden as the campaign banner was unfurled. …. According to sources within the campaign, Biden began considering the slogan […]
S A T I R E Despite ominous polling data showing former President Donald Trump holding leads in key battleground states, there are strong indications that President Joe Biden is still polling well among the important 3 A.M. mail-in ballot demographic. Democratic strategists expressed confidence that this crucial voting block, which played an important role […]
