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Can’t be too careful: China rolls out anal masks for huge global market
S A T I R E Hot on the heels of the anal swab, China has released its innovative new anal mask to fight COVID. “You can’t be too careful — try a mask over your backside today,” said one of the developers of the new product. “We’ve tried face masks, we’ve tried double masks, […]
Washington, DC gets its priorities back in order
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Texas imposes 30-year quarantine for California ‘communists’ seeking to assimilate
S A T I R E AUSTIN — In his most recent round of new COVID guidelines for Texas, Gov. Greg Abbott has announced any new arrivals from California must quarantine for 30 years before they will be allowed to assimilate into the general population. “Hey, Y’all — California has a ton of COVID problems, […]
Got it, got it, but where is your mask?
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Obama hailed as more ‘presidential’; Undermined successor secretly, Washington-style
SATIRE President Trump is taking heavy criticism for loudly denouncing the incoming Biden administration and not just spying on them as other presidents have done in the past. The nation is demanding that Trump remain “presidential” by appearing to say nice things about the incoming president and secretly try to undermine his next four years […]
It’s the ‘Information Age’ and we don’t have a clue
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If you like your president, you CANNOT keep your president
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HOV we: Man driving alone tell officer his preferred pronoun is ‘they’
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