S A T I R E Fox News has projected the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be the winners of Super Bowl LV, despite it being only 4 minutes into the first quarter. “Our expert analysts are now calling the game for Tampa Bay,” said anchor Chris Wallace [according to a Babylon Bee analysis]. More …. However […]
S A T I R E Hot on the heels of the anal swab, China has released its innovative new anal mask to fight COVID. “You can’t be too careful — try a mask over your backside today,” said one of the developers of the new product. “We’ve tried face masks, we’ve tried double masks, […]
S A T I R E AUSTIN — In his most recent round of new COVID guidelines for Texas, Gov. Greg Abbott has announced any new arrivals from California must quarantine for 30 years before they will be allowed to assimilate into the general population. “Hey, Y’all — California has a ton of COVID problems, […]
SATIRE President Trump is taking heavy criticism for loudly denouncing the incoming Biden administration and not just spying on them as other presidents have done in the past. The nation is demanding that Trump remain “presidential” by appearing to say nice things about the incoming president and secretly try to undermine his next four years […]