S A T I R E Kash Patel is now the presumptive head of the FBI and he’s planning on some big changes. [Breathtaking, yes, but hey the following appear to be just common sense.] __ All FBI agents must go back to wearing trenchcoats, carrying snub-nose revolvers, and saying “see?” after every statement: Presentation […]
S A T I R E The upcoming Secretary of Health and Human Services has reportedly ballooned to a horrific 350 lbs after a single bite of McDonald’s. Sources confirm Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. was bullied into taking a bite of the unhealthy food for a photo op aboard Trump Force One. … [Daily Beast […]
S A T I R E Democratic Party leaders received yet another piece of bad news with the presidential election just over two weeks away, as they learned that even Dominion voting machines were now refusing to vote for Kamala Harris, according to a Babylon Bee report. The vice president has seen her poll numbers […]