Lose-lose proposition: 21st century Marxism rises from the ash heap of history
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Breaking: Joe Biden just woke up from a long Covid nap
S A T I R E ? ? ? President Biden awoke from a long Sunday afternoon nap and walked out to ask his family if he missed anything important while he was asleep. “That COVID can really make a man sleep. Ha! Well, I’ll be all set for the big rally on Tuesday. So, […]
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‘Vengeance is mine saith the Lord’: I’m Donald Trump and I approve this message
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Biden, Biden, he’s our man; If he can’t do it . . .
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Not complicated: The real reason the Dems are sticking with Biden
S A T I R E Despite a significant majority of the nation now believing President Biden mentally unfit for office, the Democratic Party has decided to stay with Biden as its nominee as it would be a huge pain to reprint the tens of thousands of ballots they already filled out. “On one hand, […]
Dementia debate prep: Trump drops consultants, picks fights at nursing homes
S A T I R E [Ignoring campaign strategists,] the Trump campaign announced Monday that the former president had begun preparing for his upcoming debate with Joe Biden by visiting nursing homes and arguing with dementia patients. “George, you’re wrong about lime JELL-O. Nobody likes it,” Trump said as he argued with a 94-year-old dementia […]
Democrats float draft of long-awaited alternative to the Ten Commandments
S A T I R E [It did not take long for Democrats to respond to Louisiana’s new legislation that will require the Ten Commandments be displayed in every public school and university classroom in the state. The party of Clinton, Obama and Biden has offered a compromise, stating that, while the original Ten Commandments […]
‘Science’ struggles for consensus on cause of current heat wave
S A T I R E As a spike of higher temperatures prepared to sweep across the United States this week, scientists were torn on whether to blame the heat wave on climate change, Donald Trump, or white supremacy. Though arguments were made within the scientific community on the legitimacy of each cause, no consensus […]
Situational awareness update for the discernment-challenged
S A T I R E In the wake of last week’s controversial conviction of Donald Trump, the term “banana republic” keeps being thrown around in reference to the United States. But what is a banana republic, and how do you know if you’re living in one? [The no-longer-satire site Babylon Bee offers some clues]: […]