Not on the ballot but running the show
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Experts project Trump’s commanding lead holding steady until 3 a.m. on Nov. 6, 2024
S A T I R E Political analysts and media pundits alike were stunned by recent poll results showing former President Donald Trump taking a commanding lead over Joe Biden across several swing states. Experts predict Trump’s lead will hold steady until approximately 3 A.M. on election night. “Though Trump has taken a significant lead, […]
Higher Education, 2023: Over the top inclusion trumps safe spaces
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The ‘RINO’: Endangered species?
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‘No stronger guarantee’: Biden certain his $100 million grant to Hamas will be put to good use
S A T I R E After authorizing $100 million dollars for humanitarian aid in Gaza, President Biden assured Israel and other allies that he has received a pinky promise from Hamas that they won’t use the money for terrorism. “That’s the strongest promise there is,” Biden reminded reporters who questioned him on the matter. […]
Am I good or bad? Morality expert offers tips
S A T I R E “In a complex world of international intrigue and shadowy conspiracies, who is to say what is right or wrong anymore? Are you a good guy, or a bad guy?” Who knows?! So Babylon Bee consulted a morality expert to help ordinary people discern the good, the bad and the […]
They’re coming to America . . .
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Memo to the Speaker: This is not business as usual
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Want to go to heaven? Relax, advises Pope Francis
S A T I R E Pope Francis today released a papal decree warning Christians against going through the narrow gate, and instead encouraging everyone to take the broad road. “Take it from me — the broad, easy road is just fine,” said Pope Francis. “Tell those troublemakers admonishing people to walk through the narrow […]
A note from the still-banned and censored 45th U.S. president . . .
Commentary: Special to WorldTribune, September 23, 2023 Former President Donald J. Trump is still singing along to a hit song by Natasha Owens which went viral back in the spring. He recently re-posted it on Truth Social in a jab at the major corporate and social media outlets. The 45th president of the United States […]