S A T I R E With Pride Month coming to a close, corporations are making preparations to return to their usual amount of gayness. “We’ll still be gay, but just baseline gay,” said Walgreens CEO Rosalind Brewer. “The volume will be turned down from eleven, but don’t be misled. We will still be awfully […]
S A T I R E Former President Donald Trump continues to find himself on the receiving end of serious legal charges after being indicted in New York for eating pizza cooked in a wood-burning oven. “He must face justice for this heinous act,” said New York City Mayor Eric Adams. “Everyone knows wood-burning pizza […]
Not S A T I R E Maintaining an international bribery operation is hard work. Keeping the money flowing in without getting busted by the authorities can be tricky. Fortunately, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of helpful tips to get away with your foreign bribery scheme scott-free. Use your kindergarten-level painting skills […]
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S A T I R E Babylon Bee: The owner of a local Chinese restaurant announced his retirement today, expressing his desire to step away from the daily grind and take the opportunity to spend far less time with his family. Li Jun Chao, the founder of Yum Yum Good Taste Chinese Restaurant, has run […]
S A T I R E In yet another step to establish gay stuff as the official state-sponsored religion in the United States, President Joe Biden has signed an executive order instituting the call to gay prayer, ordering it to take place five times every day, with everyone facing toward San Francisco. “The gay prayer […]
S A T I R E In an address to the nation, El Presidente Biden showed off his cool new uniform covered with flashy medals and assured the nation that the U.S. is not a banana republic. “Listen, folks, this is ridiculous,” said El Presidente as machine gun fire went off in the background. “Just […]
S A T I R E According to sources, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie will announce his candidacy for president next week. Already, several political analysts are predicting that he will eat the competition’s lunch. “Make no mistake, every Republican candidate in this race is in danger of having his or her lunch eaten […]
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S A T I R E The live-action remake of the beloved Disney film The Little Mermaid …. abandons the escapism and animation of yesteryear for gritty reality in its fairy tale story by including themes of modern race dynamics and sexual consent. According to movie experts, this kind of thing is exactly what modern audiences […]
