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In her own words: A Babylon Bee exclusive
S A T I R E Former Vice President Kamala Harris has written a new book about her brief presidential campaign called 107 Days, and The Babylon Bee has obtained an advance copy. The book won’t be released until next month, but here are some of the most fascinating quotes: “A prologue is like an introduction. So, […]
Bad jeans? Judge rules Sydney Sweeney must gain weight, get nose ring
S A T I R E [Was it something she said?] Clothing retailer American Eagle’s new advertising campaign hit an unexpected obstacle today, as a federal judge ordered actress and new brand spokeswoman Sydney Sweeney to gain 100 pounds and get [fitted with a nose ring]. Judge Eileen Bauer, an Obama appointee to a D.C.-area […]
Hunter Biden claims Trump policies unfairly target lowlifes
S A T I R E [In a profanity-laced interview] on YouTube, Hunter Biden warned Americans that, without illegal immigrants, the price of crack cocaine and prostitutes would skyrocket. …. “These essential products will become totally unaffordable to the average American,” Biden said. “I think the people of this country need to realize what’s at […]
Life is great, according to new Gen Z revelations
S A T I R E Generation Z is hitting the work force, and Babylon Bee is all ears. Shared here are just a few of their world-changing discoveries: __ DIY Uber: Want to know how to always have an Uber driver ready the moment you are? Try the DIY Uber hack, where you get […]
Moral high ground or quick sand? Anti-deportation narrative called heartless
S A T I R E American leftists are demanding that immigrants stay in the evil, oppressive regime of the United States. [Say what? Should] hapless citizens of other countries be permanently subjected to the degrading conditions of American racist capitalism [and] the tyrannical dictatorship of President Trump? “No — don’t send them back! Keep […]
Nothing if not ambitious: Likely mayor’s leaked plans for improving NYC
S A T I R E Following his victory in the Democratic Party primary, Zohran Mamdani is now the frontrunner for New York City mayor, and people are wondering what plans he may have in mind for the Big Apple. [A DIA assessment of damage rendered to Iran’s nuclear site at Fodrow by the U.S. […]
What remains of DNC’s brain trust
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U.S. Marines spotted in nearby foreign country
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U.S. Congress hellbent on bipartisan plan to anger voters
S A T I R E [Members of Congress, enabled by the “Media,” are paid very well to do the opposite of what they promised voters they would do. Consider the Republicans. And consider the Democrats.] The Republicans Congressional Republicans have unveiled plans to continue doing the exact opposite of what everyone voted for them […]