S A T I R E Hundreds of men gathered in a smoke-filled room at a top-secret location today to celebrate the patriarchy’s total victory over women, after totally and completely dominating females in sports, invading their bathrooms, and taking all their top roles at large corporations and in government departments. “Well, boys, we’ve finally […]
S A T I R E In a moment celebrated by all hard-working lobbyists, Pfizer announced that the COVID-19 vaccine will reduce average daily child COVID deaths from almost zero all the way down to almost zero. … FDA officials praised Pfizer for fighting a virus that is the leading killer of children after cancer, […]
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S A T I R E [Informed sources report there are morale issues in the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) related to difficulties investigating crimes, the planning and execution of which did not involved FBI operatives.] “Yeah usually solving crimes is so easy, because we’re the ones that do them,” said [a source claiming to be] […]
S A T I R E Podcaster Joe Rogan has announced that he’s feeling better but is still going around with a long face and is feeling a little hoarse after recovering from his illness with a concoction of drugs prescribed by his doctor. “I’m just about ready to get back in the saddle, though. […]
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