S A T I R E After being in the closet for over 18 years at Fox News, news anchor Chris Wallace has come out officially as a fake news journalist. … “I attempted real news for a long time, but I was living a lie,” said Wallace in his official statement on Fox News. […]
S A T I R E Thousands of Florida State Guard Soldiers were seen landing on German beaches this week, following orders by Gov. DeSantis to liberate the concentration camps filled with unvaccinated German citizens. “Och nein! Ze Florida Men are here!” cried the German army, as they abandoned the beach and ran for the hills. Within […]
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S A T I R E Thanksgiving weekend is a time of family gatherings and gratitude in the windy city. This weekend, however, the holiday was marred by 40 tragic bullet accidents. According to reports, five of the accidental bullet-to-body incidents were fatal. “These unavoidable bullet accidents are just something we must learn to live […]
S A T I R E In a surprise press conference in D.C. today, Press Secretary Jen Psaki — completely out of the blue and for no apparent reason — announced that Kamala Harris is extremely likable and very good at her job and everything is just fine. “I am proud to announce to you […]
S A T I R E The U.S. Navy has named a ship after gay rights activist and politician Harvey Milk. At the commissioning ceremony, Naval officers announced the ship will be manned entirely by a crew of underage boys, in honor of the LGBTQ+ icon. … Historians confirmed that Milk was indeed a sexual […]
S A T I R E Terry McAuliffe’s loss in the Virginia gubernatorial race has sent shock waves through the Democrat establishment. Some are blaming the rise of racism, domestic terrorist parents of public-school students, and lack of understanding of true Marxism for the loss. After careful study of the results, however, the campaign determined […]
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S A T I R E Terry McAuliffe [an intimate of Bill and Hillary Clinton] said he’s completely confused that telling parents the state owns their children, that parents have no say over what their kids learn in school, and that repulsively disgusting pornographic books are good for kids didn’t prove to be electorally popular. […]
