Foreign policy removed as topic for final 2020 presidential debate
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Americans fed up with politics: Civilized people once settled their differences honorably and with dispatch
FUNNIES The Babylon Bee announced, without attribution that: Upon looking at the bleak, uncivilized nature of our political discourse, millions of people across the nation announced Thursday they are feeling nostalgic for a more refined time when politicians just shot each other with pistols to resolve their differences. The nation dreamily looked back at the time […]
Feeling disenfranchised? Shake it off and vote, vote, vote
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Real businessmen eat problems for breakfast
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Staunch Democrat to share his stance on adultery only after wedding
FUNNIES WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to anonymous sources, local liberal man Penn Millikers proposed to his girlfriend but has refused to reveal his position on adultery until after the wedding is over. The staunch Democrat said he wants the woman to marry him but won’t reveal his position on adultery until the marriage is finalized. […]
After interfering in the 2016 U.S. election, the DOJ interferes in the 2020 election
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Power to the big corporations: Interview with ‘free thinker’
FUNNIES SEATTLE, WA—The Babylon Bee had the honor of sitting down with a local brave #resistance fighter to learn more about the fearless counterculture fighting against hate and other bad stuff like that. According to Doy Keeblesmush, a leader of the local resistance movement in Seattle, the ideology consists of whatever the media, universities, corporations, and […]
Party that wants to control U.S. healthcare opposes universal Covid outcomes
FUNNIES The party that wants to take over and manage your healthcare cheered today as their political archnemesis, President Donald Trump, contracted COVID, hoping and praying to the godless universe that he would die. Leftists who want to manage your healthcare for your own good also think it is a good thing when their political […]
Count on the Democrat media to count the votes
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Parody song released: ‘Commie Kamala Chameleon’
by WorldTribune Staff, October 2, 2020 The song “Karma Chameleon”, performed by Culture Club featuring singer Boy George, is very 80s. Many say it is also very catchy. The Constitutional Rights PAC is hoping voters find their parody of the song, entitled “Kamala Chameleon”, catchy as well. According to the PAC, the parody takes “the […]