Republicans rewarded for their civility
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Flashback: Before covid, it dawned on Democrats that Americans might interfere with the election
FUNNIES WASHINGTON, D.C., Jan. 23, 2020 —In his opening statement at Trump’s impeachment trial, Rep. Adam Schiff reminded the Senate of their solemn duty and the gravity of just what it is they will be discussing at the trial. Schiff warned that if Trump is not impeached, the American people may have a chance to […]
Disney slightly edits Mulan for foreign audiences: Stay-at-home heroine wows husband
FUNNIES BURBANK, CA—Disney has announced that the live-action movie Mulan will be undergoing some changes before its international release. This decision comes as a part of the company’s initiative to make movies that are more inclusive for foreign markets. “We were excited to tell this story of a brave, young, empowered woman, who defies cultural norms and […]
Turns out we’re not really all in this together
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Voila, the solution! Mail-in debates
FUNNIES Democrats have agreed to allow Biden to debate Trump, but they are proposing an exciting, new mail-in format where both candidates will mail their responses back and forth to each other. “Mail-in debating is safe and secure, and it will give our candidate ample time to formulate a response, with some assistance, over several days,” […]
‘Mostly’ BS
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How Chairman Xi responded to getting Trumped
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Seeing the writing on the wall . . .
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Oblivious in Alaska: Strange male alleged to have no social media accounts
FUNNIES BETTLES, AK—Locals in Bettles, Alaska have reported mysterious sightings of a man walking around with a smile on his face and a spring in his step. Since this is a very unusual sight in 2020, investigators were sent to the area to find out more. The man in question is Sam Gramley. Investigators discovered that Gramley […]
15 top Democrats articulate their 2020 strategy
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