Freeze dry your tears: Thanks to cyrogenics, loved ones in misery need not leave the country
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Horrifying: RFK, Jr. says he is ‘ruined’ after being bullied into eating McDonalds
S A T I R E The upcoming Secretary of Health and Human Services has reportedly ballooned to a horrific 350 lbs after a single bite of McDonald’s. Sources confirm Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. was bullied into taking a bite of the unhealthy food for a photo op aboard Trump Force One. … [Daily Beast […]
Fresh air and sunlight vs the U.S. Department of Justice
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Will of the people vs the CCP in the U.S. Senate
S A T I R E Flashback: McConnell’s sister-in-law named to Bank of China board 10 days after Trump election, December 16, 2020 More
All need something to believe in this Halloween; Candy?
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Shock report: Dominion voting machines balk at processing votes for Harris
S A T I R E Democratic Party leaders received yet another piece of bad news with the presidential election just over two weeks away, as they learned that even Dominion voting machines were now refusing to vote for Kamala Harris, according to a Babylon Bee report. The vice president has seen her poll numbers […]
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Heartbreaking: FEMA lacks ‘resources’ to block humanitarian relief for Milton
S A T I R E [It’s no October surprise that Washington concluded hurricanes targeting the U.S. Southeast do not merit a priority response. “They are not … uh… really a threat to democracy,” an insider explained.] FEMA announced this week they don’t have enough resources to block any outside humanitarian aid coming into Florida […]