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S A T I R E The most popular American president in human memory was “incredibly bummed” to realize that he could have stayed in the presidential race if he had just not answered questions or never once spoken to the media. “Wha…did that broad just get my place — you know, the thing — […]
S A T I R E In a surprise move today, Elon Musk purchased the entirety of the United Kingdom in order to allow citizens to again have the freedom of speech they once enjoyed. “How much is it?” asked Musk in a post on X, after user ‘Tom_Bomb_420’ had posted that Musk should consider […]
S A T I R E ? ? ? President Biden awoke from a long Sunday afternoon nap and walked out to ask his family if he missed anything important while he was asleep. “That COVID can really make a man sleep. Ha! Well, I’ll be all set for the big rally on Tuesday. So, […]
S A T I R E Despite a significant majority of the nation now believing President Biden mentally unfit for office, the Democratic Party has decided to stay with Biden as its nominee as it would be a huge pain to reprint the tens of thousands of ballots they already filled out. “On one hand, […]