And the beat goes on … and on, and on
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Critical life skills taught at Ivy League schools that parents didn’t even know about
S A T I R E Ivy Leagues have been making the headlines lately, but [parents can rest assured that students are learning] critical life skills [including the following]: __ How to plagiarize dissertations: Learn from the real experts. __ How to pitch a Coleman pup tent purchased from Walmart by George Soros: Those little […]
California’s Newsom asked for ‘Innovation coin’ concepts: Here’s what he got
by WorldTribune Staff, April 28, 2024 American Innovation dollars are coins of a United States Mint series which began in 2018 and will run through 2032. Each state gets its own coin to showcase an innovation, innovator or group of innovators. Gov. Gavin Newsom took to X on Thursday to invite ideas for California coin’s […]
Focus groups settle on innovative Biden slogan
S A T I R E After workshopping several potential slogans with Democratic focus groups, the 2024 Biden campaign has settled on “Death To America”. “This is what the Biden Presidency is all about,” announced President Biden as the campaign banner was unfurled. …. According to sources within the campaign, Biden began considering the slogan […]
Joe biding his time … until 3 a.m. on Nov. 6
S A T I R E Despite ominous polling data showing former President Donald Trump holding leads in key battleground states, there are strong indications that President Joe Biden is still polling well among the important 3 A.M. mail-in ballot demographic. Democratic strategists expressed confidence that this crucial voting block, which played an important role […]
The price of admission for getting in with the in crowd . . .
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Fooled by fools? Every day is April 1
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As non-journalist commies, ‘Can we all get along?’
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Trumped: Former president invokes ‘squatters rights,’ evicts illegal resident
S A T I R E Former President Donald Trump successfully had the [frequently absent] President Biden evicted from the White House. …. “Surprise!” Trump said as he jumped out of a secret passage, revealing he had been living in the walls for the last 30 days. “It’s me, your favorite squatter. Now get out, […]
Not your grandparents’ Democrat Party
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