S A T I R E A new USA Today poll has found that an overwhelming majority of Democrats are in favor of welcoming immigrants from Central and South America into other people’s neighborhoods. … “We found that 92% of liberal Americans are ‘strongly in favor’ of as many immigrants as possible moving into the […]
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S A T I R E In the days following Tucker Carlson’s unexpected ouster from Fox News, millions of calls were placed by frustrated and confused boomers to younger relatives for directions on how to change the channel. “Yes, Sam, it’s your Nana, Dear! Can you tell me what button on the clicker will change […]
S A T I R E After months of controversy, Fox News has decided to part ways with the only reason anyone watches Fox News. “Yes, we realize he delivered the most successful cable news program of all time, but we felt embarrassed by him at our Manhattan cocktail parties,” said Fox News CEO Suzanne […]
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S A T I R E In a stunning result that came much more quickly than observers expected, the 12-member jury in the Fox News-Dominion Software trial has voted in favor of Dominion by a count of 138,000 to 1. … The court reportedly had only recently decided to switch to a new electronic jury […]
S A T I R E Outraged Senate Democrats are calling for the investigation of a local black man who allegedly went on vacation without their permission. “I say, I say, ain’t no black man gonna take no vacation on our watch unless he asks us first!” said Sen. Dick “Foghorn” Durban while chewing a […]
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S A T I R E The reign of cable news giant Fox News may have come to an end after top brass made a possibly-disastrous hiring decision, causing ratings for the nation’s most popular news channel to plummet with the hiring of a non-blonde anchor with no cleavage. “Are you from the makeup team?” […]
