S A T I R E Outraged Senate Democrats are calling for the investigation of a local black man who allegedly went on vacation without their permission. “I say, I say, ain’t no black man gonna take no vacation on our watch unless he asks us first!” said Sen. Dick “Foghorn” Durban while chewing a […]
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S A T I R E The reign of cable news giant Fox News may have come to an end after top brass made a possibly-disastrous hiring decision, causing ratings for the nation’s most popular news channel to plummet with the hiring of a non-blonde anchor with no cleavage. “Are you from the makeup team?” […]
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Special to WorldTribune.com Commentary by Bill Juneau, March 11, 2023 The cartoon character “Dilbert,” which has always ranked high on “favorite comic lists,” has been excised from thousands of newspapers. The block-headed Dilbert, a crotchety yet fan-favorite engineer, who often picked at the inadequacies of his fellow workers and could be sarcastic in upbraiding them, […]
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S A T I R E To avoid any future delays in sending billions of taxpayer dollars to Ukraine, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has decided to make things easier and give President Zelensky the key to the U.S. Treasury. “It’s simpler this way. Now Mr. Zelensky can let himself in whenever he wants, and help […]
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S A T I R E The Chinese Communist Party has assured world leaders that the massive fleet of warships heading toward Taiwan is just checking on the weather in the Taiwan Strait. “Not to worry, those are simply meteorological destroyers,” said Wei Fenghe, China’s Minister of National Defense. “And the bombers circling overhead, they […]
