S A T I R E WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Trump advisor Steve Bannon has been found guilty of contempt of Congress. …. While prosecutors expressed relief at the verdict, they also warned that there are still 330 million Americans with extreme contempt for Congress who are still roaming around freely. “At last the monster […]
FUNNIES A group of people were chased by two Sea Lions at a beach in the La Jolla area of San Diego. Lifeguards were on standby in the water ensuring no one was hurt and the sea lions could easily make their way. It’s recommended people stay at least 50 ft away from sea lions. […]
S A T I R E We know that his return is inevitable and that he will soon reclaim the presidency and set right what has gone awry. Here are [only some of the] things Trump will do when he returns to power: Welcome back Mike Pence, just to tell him he’s fired: It’ll be the […]
S A T I R E In what experts are calling a statistical impossibility, intrepid explorers have announced the discovery of a remote island in a secluded corner of the Pacific Ocean that has been untouched by Pride Month. This inconceivable discovery comes at a time when every infinitesimal piece of modern life [including mobile phone […]
S A T I R E Education experts are warning about the detrimental effects of homeschooling, as it may cause children to miss out on their opportunity to be gay communists. “The two essential roles of public education are to turn kids into communists, and then make them gay,” said AFL-CIO President Randi Weingarten. “If education […]