‘Conservative’ in crisis: Pence hasn’t been targeted by FBI

‘Conservative’ in crisis: Pence hasn’t been targeted by FBI

S A T I R E According to several reports, so-called “conservative” Mike Pence hasn’t even been raided by the FBI yet. [According to] political pundit and local dairy farmer Dale Dibbons. “It’s cuz he’s a dang Washington swamp RINO, that’s why!” …. Experts concurred with that assessment, saying if Pence was a true conservative […]

More Trump brilliance: Why the FBI left Mar-a-Lago empty-handed

More Trump brilliance: Why the FBI left Mar-a-Lago empty-handed

S A T I R E Federal agents left empty-handed following a raid on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate. Sources say Trump cleverly hid his cache of classified documents in plain sight by labeling them “Epstein’s Client List.” “Hmm. Nothing to see here!” said Special Agent Cornelius Weatherdowel as he took note of the label on the […]

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