S A T I R E Forlorn Amazon warehouse workers returned to their shifts after enjoying a ten-minute break for the first time in their entire employment today as Bezos rocket disappointingly returned to earth. The hopeful workers had gathered around televisions in break rooms, saying their prayers and watching in wonderment as Bezos’s rocket […]
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S A T I R E Confederate statues are once again on the chopping block as the House pushes to have them removed. … “This sacred space has been defiled for too long,” said House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer. “That is why we must remove these hateful symbols and replace them with something that does reflect […]
S A T I R E [Dear Google and Facebook], Everyone knows the 2020 election was literally the most secure and fair presidential election—like, ever. …[H]ere is the undeniable evidence the election was fair: 1. Literally everyone says so: Duh. The 2020 election couldn’t have been rigged because all the people who are cool and smart and […]
S A T I R E While waiting in line for the bathroom at the airport, local woman Kendra Carson announced she suddenly identified as male, just so she could avoid waiting in the lengthy line for the women’s restroom. “I suddenly feel my identity is actually male,” she said as she cut in front […]
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S A T I R E According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts Kim Jong-Un is now attending Columbia University, a prestigious Ivy League school, to learn new brainwashing techniques for his regime. “I thought I knew all there was to know about communist indoctrination, but I was wrong,” said the […]
S A T I R E According to sources, the people who ruined the world’s economies by promoting lockdowns, economic shutdowns, and printing cash have gathered in the United Kingdom this week to discuss how to fix the world’s economies. The very people who implemented anti-science policies that simultaneously did nothing to stop COVID and […]
