S A T I R E In a shocking turn of events, Melinda Gates has changed her mind about divorcing Bill Gates only minutes after receiving the COVID vaccine. “I have changed my mind and do not want a divorce from this amazing and handsome man,” said Melinda with a glazed look in her eye. “Bill is […]
S A T I R E In an effort to gain 2 more Democrat senators, The Democrat party is calling for statehood to be granted to Little Saint James in the Caribbean — also known as Epstein’s Island. “The good people of Epstein’s Island have been denied representation in Congress for far too long,” said Nancy Pelosi to […]
S A T I R E After hours of sequestered deliberation, the jury in the Derek Chauvin trial has reached a decision. Before that, however, they will be each reading their last wills to ensure their affairs are in order before giving the verdict. “Yeah, we reached a verdict pretty quickly, but most of our […]
S A T I R E Tech giant Google announced today that they are removing the entire state of Georgia from their Google Maps platform, effective immediately. This comes in response to the state’s recent voter law that many are calling racist. “We cannot allow these racist laws to stand,” said a spokesman from the […]
S A T I R E Major League Baseball has announced that they will no longer be requiring any form of valid ID for the purchase of alcohol at all games. “We stand firm against racism and will never again require ID, and unfairly restrict people from purchasing alcohol,” said MLB spokesman Doug Wisacre. “Drinks […]
S A T I R E [YouTube was not laughing at this video of a satirist with a megaphone lampooning mask-wearers out the passenger-side window as his vehicle drove slowly by downtown shops. The Google-owned social media giant slapped a Covid Info tag on the offending piece and required viewers to sign in to verify […]