S A T I R E A big question on everyone’s mind is when they will finally be able to stop wearing masks. President Joe Biden recently clarified this issue, saying people will be able to stop wearing masks as soon as absolutely everyone “has learned complete obedience to the government.” “Both the federal and […]
S A T I R E [In the new progressive U.S. military], a new feature has been added to the next line of M1 Abrams tanks: a diaper changing table. “The horrors of war have often been unfriendly to the busy mom on the go,” said Department of Defense spokesman Clayton Brown. “Our mission is […]
S A T I R E [T]he lifting of mask mandates, business closures, and capacity limits in Texas and Mississippi could contribute to the spread of liberty across the nation. “As states like Texas begin to lift their mandates, we could be seeing a deadly outbreak of freedom, liberty, and personal responsibility all across the […]
S A T I R E In an explosive interview with Oprah, former Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle inspired millions of young girls around the world with the very important message that no matter how rich, famous, and powerful they are, they will always be oppressed. “Oppression is inescapable,” said Markle, who is married to a prince […]
S A T I R E AUSTIN, TX—Governor Greg Abbott of Texas has just lifted the mask mandate and is allowing business to return to 100% capacity. The Governor explains that in these trying times, extreme measures must be taken to stop the spread of Californians into Texas and to scare them off from ever […]
S A T I R E The entire country is reportedly looking forward to a glorious future in which all culture and economic activity in society is owned by one unstoppable, faceless, international corporation such as Walmart or Amazon. This astounding report is the result of years of involuntary polling data performed by Amazon Alexa-powered […]
S A T I R E After causing an uproar for constantly extending how long masks will be required, Dr. Fauci has finally provided much some needed answers. …. “As soon as humans naturally evolve an organic nose and mouth covering at birth, then we can start dialing back on the mask mandates.” clarified Dr. […]
FUNNIES Hasbro has released an exciting new game called “Fauci Says,” where you have to try to keep up with an electronic voice telling you to do a variety of tasks. “Whether Fauci tells you to double-mask, close down schools, lock down forever, or jump off a bridge, you’ll have to comply — or you […]