Washington, DC gets its priorities back in order
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Texas imposes 30-year quarantine for California ‘communists’ seeking to assimilate
S A T I R E AUSTIN — In his most recent round of new COVID guidelines for Texas, Gov. Greg Abbott has announced any new arrivals from California must quarantine for 30 years before they will be allowed to assimilate into the general population. “Hey, Y’all — California has a ton of COVID problems, […]
Got it, got it, but where is your mask?
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Obama hailed as more ‘presidential’; Undermined successor secretly, Washington-style
SATIRE President Trump is taking heavy criticism for loudly denouncing the incoming Biden administration and not just spying on them as other presidents have done in the past. The nation is demanding that Trump remain “presidential” by appearing to say nice things about the incoming president and secretly try to undermine his next four years […]
It’s the ‘Information Age’ and we don’t have a clue
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If you like your president, you CANNOT keep your president
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HOV we: Man driving alone tell officer his preferred pronoun is ‘they’
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The president also headed South on Jan. 4
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Forget those ‘baseless claims’: Biden reveals what really happened ‘if I had stolen the election’
SATIRE To commemorate the “completely fair and honest” 2020 election, Joe Biden has announced a brand new memoir called If I Rigged It. The book is already being met with critical acclaim for its compelling description of a totally hypothetical situation where Biden and the Democrats fraudulently steal the election. “Listen here, Jack — I didn’t steal the election,” said […]
Ruling class update: FDA approves fake vaccine for celebrity photo ops
SATIRE WASHINGTON — The FDA has approved a fake vaccine for staged photo shoots by celebrities and politicians, the administration announced today. After reviewing the placebo vaccine for weeks, FDA experts confirmed it was totally safe for celebrities to take while posting selfies to social media telling you to get vaccinated. “We are proud to […]