S A T I R E In a surprise move today, Elon Musk purchased the entirety of the United Kingdom in order to allow citizens to again have the freedom of speech they once enjoyed. “How much is it?” asked Musk in a post on X, after user ‘Tom_Bomb_420’ had posted that Musk should consider […]
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S A T I R E ? ? ? President Biden awoke from a long Sunday afternoon nap and walked out to ask his family if he missed anything important while he was asleep. “That COVID can really make a man sleep. Ha! Well, I’ll be all set for the big rally on Tuesday. So, […]
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S A T I R E Despite a significant majority of the nation now believing President Biden mentally unfit for office, the Democratic Party has decided to stay with Biden as its nominee as it would be a huge pain to reprint the tens of thousands of ballots they already filled out. “On one hand, […]
S A T I R E [Ignoring campaign strategists,] the Trump campaign announced Monday that the former president had begun preparing for his upcoming debate with Joe Biden by visiting nursing homes and arguing with dementia patients. “George, you’re wrong about lime JELL-O. Nobody likes it,” Trump said as he argued with a 94-year-old dementia […]
S A T I R E [It did not take long for Democrats to respond to Louisiana’s new legislation that will require the Ten Commandments be displayed in every public school and university classroom in the state. The party of Clinton, Obama and Biden has offered a compromise, stating that, while the original Ten Commandments […]
