Thanksgiving, 2025: A revolting development
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Trump ratings in free fall over new emails: Pedophile with ‘rolodex to die for’ despised him
S A T I R E In a huge blow to President Trump, newly released emails indicate that he was not well-liked by a [progressive Democrat] pedophile [with a rolodex to die for]. Sources in the administration fear Trump may never recover politically from not being popular with [the very well-connected to all the right […]
Ho ho ho! Happy holidays are incoming
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Yapping power to Truth
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Don’t even think about committing a crime in the UK
S A T I R E [While the news stateside is obsessed with a crackdown on crime in the nation’s capital, let’s not forget the other side of the pond.] Authorities warned British citizens of widespread reports of a dangerous man loose on the streets, threatening to share an opinion. According to an official bulletin, […]
ActBlue (a message from the very deep pockets of their donor base)
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In her own words: A Babylon Bee exclusive
S A T I R E Former Vice President Kamala Harris has written a new book about her brief presidential campaign called 107 Days, and The Babylon Bee has obtained an advance copy. The book won’t be released until next month, but here are some of the most fascinating quotes: “A prologue is like an introduction. So, […]
Bad jeans? Judge rules Sydney Sweeney must gain weight, get nose ring
S A T I R E [Was it something she said?] Clothing retailer American Eagle’s new advertising campaign hit an unexpected obstacle today, as a federal judge ordered actress and new brand spokeswoman Sydney Sweeney to gain 100 pounds and get [fitted with a nose ring]. Judge Eileen Bauer, an Obama appointee to a D.C.-area […]
Hunter Biden claims Trump policies unfairly target lowlifes
S A T I R E [In a profanity-laced interview] on YouTube, Hunter Biden warned Americans that, without illegal immigrants, the price of crack cocaine and prostitutes would skyrocket. …. “These essential products will become totally unaffordable to the average American,” Biden said. “I think the people of this country need to realize what’s at […]
Life is great, according to new Gen Z revelations
S A T I R E Generation Z is hitting the work force, and Babylon Bee is all ears. Shared here are just a few of their world-changing discoveries: __ DIY Uber: Want to know how to always have an Uber driver ready the moment you are? Try the DIY Uber hack, where you get […]