S A T I R E [Good help is getting hard to find.] A room full of pedophiles in attendance at Sunday night’s Grammys ceremony defiantly protested Trump’s deportation of pedophiles. “We can’t deport these people. They’re just like us!” said one prominent celebrity pedophile. “One of us! One of us!” According to experts, [who […]
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S A T I R E Excerpted from Babylon Bee, January 14, 2026 According to highly placed sources, representatives of the State Department, including Secretary Marco Rubio, had engaged in high-level talks with officials from the Iranian government to lay out parameters for a trade that would send every liberal American woman to Iran in […]
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Analysis by WorldTribune Staff, December 18, 2025 No modern American president has understood the power of media and the written word like Donald J. Trump who has added new plaques beneath each portrait of America’s 45 presidents on the now famous “Presidential Walk of Fame” connecting the West Wing, including the Oval Office, to the […]
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S A T I R E In a huge blow to President Trump, newly released emails indicate that he was not well-liked by a [progressive Democrat] pedophile [with a rolodex to die for]. Sources in the administration fear Trump may never recover politically from not being popular with [the very well-connected to all the right […]
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S A T I R E [While the news stateside is obsessed with a crackdown on crime in the nation’s capital, let’s not forget the other side of the pond.] Authorities warned British citizens of widespread reports of a dangerous man loose on the streets, threatening to share an opinion. According to an official bulletin, […]
