S A T I R E The FBI has dispatched surveillance teams after several reports surfaced of Christian Nationalists planning to spend a day thanking God for His blessings and praying for America. “Looks like the turkey’s hit the table, boys,” reported Agent Schwartz to the tactical team. “That means the praying will be inbound […]
S A T I R E In school we all learned Thomas Nast’s cartoons took down Boss Tweed and early big city corruption rackets and that is why they want to ban you from making memes now . . . [Jack Posobiec on Telegram] More
S A T I R E After an intense competition, the winner of a local Miss America beauty pageant for a college scholarship was revealed to be the Patriarchy. Brían Nguyen, the male winner who left twelve female competitors in the dust, accepted his prize on behalf of oppressive, dominating males everywhere. “I’m a beautiful […]
S A T I R E Google, the makers of the Nest™ thermostat that totally does not track your every movement and thought, has partnered with climate activist Greta Thunberg to make a thermostat that scowls at you when you attempt to turn the heat up. The Greta Thunberg Thermostat™ also emits an audible, “How […]
S A T I R E Wondering why people actually still vote for Democrats? Believe it or not, there are still Democrat voters out there and we’ve compiled their top reasons for doing so! __ They’re dead: Hard to object to candidates like Joe Biden when you are no longer alive! __ They’re Drag Queens […]
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S A T I R E , October 30, 2022 Spirit Airlines has hammered yet another nail into the coffin of ableism by hiring the world’s first blind commercial airline pilot. Flight 2047 from Orlando to Saint Louis is set to be the first vision-impaired flight. The co-pilot will reportedly wear a blindfold for the […]
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S A T I R E Interest in Drag Queen Story Hour has declined drastically across the country after several libraries chose to more accurately name [their performances]…. “We are absolutely baffled as to why no one wants to come to ‘Man-Wearing-Lingerie-Wants-To-Spend-Time-With-Your-Kids Hour’ all of a sudden,” said Brandie Schmuts, a former Drag Queen Story […]
