S A T I R E [Editor’s Note: According to news reports former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi confided to a NY Times columnist that she had asked priests to conduct an exorcism at her home following the “disturbing” hammer attack on her husband Paul.] Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi recently recruited several Catholic priests to […]
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S A T I R E Medical experts are absolutely stumped as to what could be causing the recent uptick in healthy, young people everywhere that are suddenly collapsing with heart failure. Despite their uncertainty, experts do feel confident that we can rule out that one thing as the culprit. “It’s too early to say […]
S A T I R E After a week of grueling votes for Speaker of the House — 15 in total — Kevin McCarthy was finally handed the people’s gavel and took his rightful place as Speaker. He lifted it up to the raucous applause of both Democrats and Republicans, signaling that the week of […]
S A T I R E Sleep is a necessary and universal human activity that is essential for physical and mental well-being. [Is that what you thought? Many exposed to U.S. public education in the 2oth century think sleep is natural and normal, experts say] …. However, the history of sleep and the attitudes surrounding […]
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S A T I R E The White House issued a dire warning this week, reminding the nation that Elon’s continued ownership of Twitter means they now only control 97% of the media. “We can’t overstate how dangerous this is,” said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre. “Yes, we still control Facebook, Google, Apple, Instagram, […]
S A T I R E Freed WNBA player Brittney Griner has fled back to Russia after seeing an American flag for the first time in months. Griner spotted the flag near the tarmac of Los Angeles International Airport upon the arrival of her flight from Russia and had a negative reaction . . . […]
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