S A T I R E Google, the makers of the Nest™ thermostat that totally does not track your every movement and thought, has partnered with climate activist Greta Thunberg to make a thermostat that scowls at you when you attempt to turn the heat up. The Greta Thunberg Thermostat™ also emits an audible, “How […]
S A T I R E Wondering why people actually still vote for Democrats? Believe it or not, there are still Democrat voters out there and we’ve compiled their top reasons for doing so! __ They’re dead: Hard to object to candidates like Joe Biden when you are no longer alive! __ They’re Drag Queens […]
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S A T I R E , October 30, 2022 Spirit Airlines has hammered yet another nail into the coffin of ableism by hiring the world’s first blind commercial airline pilot. Flight 2047 from Orlando to Saint Louis is set to be the first vision-impaired flight. The co-pilot will reportedly wear a blindfold for the […]
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S A T I R E Interest in Drag Queen Story Hour has declined drastically across the country after several libraries chose to more accurately name [their performances]…. “We are absolutely baffled as to why no one wants to come to ‘Man-Wearing-Lingerie-Wants-To-Spend-Time-With-Your-Kids Hour’ all of a sudden,” said Brandie Schmuts, a former Drag Queen Story […]
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S A T I R E With the election of right-wing candidate Giorgia Meloni as Italy’s first female Prime Minister, the Left has announced they no longer support strong, independent women. “This is an absolute disaster. Maybe women do belong in the kitchen,” said Italian Leftist Atlantic contributor Gianna Mozzarella. …. Experts in the EU, the World […]
