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January 6 Hearings will be back for Season 2; New Trump-hating actress sought to replace Liz
S A T I R E After a critically acclaimed first season that was allegedly watched by some people, the producers of the January 6th Hearings have sadly confirmed that their star Liz Cheney will not be returning for season 2. “Liz was a standout in season 1 and we’re sad to see her go,” […]
‘Conservative’ in crisis: Pence hasn’t been targeted by FBI
S A T I R E According to several reports, so-called “conservative” Mike Pence hasn’t even been raided by the FBI yet. [According to] political pundit and local dairy farmer Dale Dibbons. “It’s cuz he’s a dang Washington swamp RINO, that’s why!” …. Experts concurred with that assessment, saying if Pence was a true conservative […]
More Trump brilliance: Why the FBI left Mar-a-Lago empty-handed
S A T I R E Federal agents left empty-handed following a raid on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate. Sources say Trump cleverly hid his cache of classified documents in plain sight by labeling them “Epstein’s Client List.” “Hmm. Nothing to see here!” said Special Agent Cornelius Weatherdowel as he took note of the label on the […]
Where’s Hunter?
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It’s not easy, but Sodom and Gomorrah are coping with Monkeypox outbreak
S A T I R E Both the city of Sodom and the city of Gomorrah have declared a state of emergency immediately in response to the Monkeypox outbreak. The cities are now providing all the resources they can so citizens can continue their orgies without interruption. …. “Our only hope is getting vaccinated for […]
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Joe and the ice cream truck: Reuters fact checks a meme
Analysis by WorldTribune Staff, August 1, 2022 Comedy, indeed, is dead in the world of woke leftist thought police. A social media user took a video of Joe Biden wandering off while his wife, Dr. Jill, was speaking at an event and digitally added the distinctive jingle of an ice cream truck. It’s a meme. […]
Not everyone is attracted to the new genderfluid U.S. Army
S A T I R E A U.S. Army spokesperson admitted concern today after the recent drop in recruitment numbers, despite the unveiling of the new “America Is Racist, You Should Die For It” slogan. Col. Rip Skirtsteak said the Army will continue its push for diversity in hopes of drawing more new recruits. “It’s […]
Contempt for Congress called widespread; Jan. 6 Committee to subpoena to every single American
S A T I R E WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Trump advisor Steve Bannon has been found guilty of contempt of Congress. …. While prosecutors expressed relief at the verdict, they also warned that there are still 330 million Americans with extreme contempt for Congress who are still roaming around freely. “At last the monster […]