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S A T I R E In the wake of the arrival of scores of migrants on the island, Barack & Michelle Obama gave orders to their staff to immediately begin construction of new cages to house the influx of foreign nationals at their luxurious Matha’s Vineyard estate. “It’s a tried and true method that […]
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S A T I R E CDC Director Dr. Rochelle Walensky held a press conference to warn the public about a deadly new “stealth” COVID-19 variant that causes negative test results and causes no symptoms. “This deadly variant has bypassed our most sophisticated tests by ingeniously becoming harmless to the human body,” said Director Walensky. […]
S A T I R E [Out of consideration for the dignity of the Office of the President of the United States, only selected excerpts of a transcript of the Biden dress rehearsal follow and in some cases editors determined that paraphrasing was more appropriate. The former Obama White House official who provided it is […]
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S A T I R E A new study discovered that although scores of leftists are demanding something be done to combat overpopulation, not a single one has volunteered to die first. “Oh no, not me! I’m good, thanks,” said climate activist Leonardo DiCaprio. “While we do need to knock down the earth’s population a […]